Posts tagged King Thor

What should I do?

Whoa. It’s already May… It seems like forever ago that I was releasing Wholesale Hero to the public (okay, so it’s only been 3 months, but it seems like forever.) I’d love to say that I have a whole bunch of new and exciting projects in the works, but that would be a blatant lie. I’ve been up to my giblets in work – because of school and freelance BS – and for once I don’t have a million projects in the works, waiting to be unleashed on an uninterested public. So I need a little guidance folks, a smidgen of public input to figure out what crappy project I spend my free time on for the next few months…

1) I have a working iPhone version of the shipping game from Wholesale Hero – it functions just peachy and is nearly ready to go, but I have my own personal doubts about it: The regular version of Wholesale Hero has been well-received thus far, but isn’t exactly the most popular download from Mojiferous Industries (that would be Desktop Cigarette, followed closely by Atomic Combat.) Oddly, convoluted number matching games aren’t wildly popular! Who would’ve guessed?

2) I can finish Increase Speed, Drop Down, Reverse Direction – which I have been meaning to do ever since I last posted about it in January, before school got in the way. The game is pretty much done, it would just need some soundtrack love from King Thor and a little gameplay tweaking. It would be nice to get this game out of the laboratory…

3) I have an inane idea forming in my head for a new game, it’s nothing more than bits and pieces right now, but it could easily form into something magical. Right now it involves lots of drinking, talking birds, cacti, and abstract expressionist level design… It could be magical, or it could end up being a Mojiferous Industries project!

My options, therefore are:

1) I can spend another month or so testing and deploying WH iPhone so it can rot in the far reaches of the App Store.

2) Finish Increase Speed, Drop Down, Reverse Direction

OR

3) I can start up a new Quixotic quest for something else that isn’t even completely fleshed out yet!

I’m leaning towards #3, surprisingly enough. Anyone have any input out there?

Hello 2010 (an update)

So I have three things to tell everyone:

1) I updated the website with a new look and feel for 2010, with a simpler update system for me, and a better system for permalinks. I also moved all the old pages into an archive folder, because after three years of updates and old links I figured it was about time to start fresh and clean. There are some CSS 3 additions and it looks fine and dandy on Safari, Firefox and Chrome, but I’m sure the 5% of my visitors using IE will be presented with something less than spectacular (I don’t have any Windows software, so it’s hard to say what they’re doing there anyway)

2) I uploaded Wholesale Hero build 263 to the website (available here) It is mostly working and ready for the world, but it definitely needs some beta testing, so if you would be so kind as to download it and send me feedback, I would appreciate it! I’ve played it pretty extensively during the build phase, but I’m sure there are still bugs that will pop up, so any help would be great.

3) 2009 was another busy year for Mojiferous Industries, with contest entries, contest wins (Most Creative Game and a bronze for Best Sound in uDev 2008 for Simoebic Dysentery), my first utility (FontUtensil), and what seemed like a never-ending build for Wholesale Hero. Atomic Combat and Desktop Cigarette continued to be the stars of the show, with 10s and over 100 thousand downloads respectively, and more and more people [and their bizarrely named countries] logging high scores in AC. The fact the “France” was finally knocked out of the top spot in the AC Top Ten amazed me, since I have never gotten anywhere close to the over 7000 mark that “Uri” achieved just last month. No one seemed to really care about FontUtensil, although the few people that have seen it in use or used it themselves seemed to value it, but I still have yet to get any feature requests or traceable bug reports (which means I should just call it a 1.0 release, but who has time for such things?) King Thor and I also entered Simoebic Dysentery another contest, and they have yet to contact me about my ability to post the new Simoebic build to the public, or for that matter, if they even received anything beyond my entry fee. We won’t see results from our efforts for another couple of months, but hopefully the time we squeezed in between school and work was enough to make a winning game of some sort… And then there was Wholesale Hero, which started as a lark and then became my semester project and now may finally see the light of day — I slaved unusually hard upon it, making sure everything not only looked okay but also functioned well, and I think the results have paid off. I wouldn’t hesitate to call WH the most complete game I’ve released: full working update system (thanks to Sparkle), a graphical theme I actually spent time refining and tweaking until I I was happy with it AND it looked okay, the start of a truly helpful help system, more than just basic sound (although music would be keen), a gameplay concept initially stolen from Motor Pants but refined and expanded to a point where my simple matching game is much more enjoyable (and with another game type added on), and a full-featured online scoring system that is much more robust and interesting than the simple one I developed for Atomic Combat. I have high hopes for Wholesale Hero in the coming year, and you’ll have to tell me what you think!
And so 2010 is shaping up to be another banner year here at Mojiferous Industries: still no money coming in, yet more strange games (KT and I are currently working on something that could be pretty interesting) and maybe some swashbuckling adventure!

Or maybe no swashbuckling, I am getting a little too old to be running around with a sword stabbing pirates.

—Mojiferous

Sending off Simoebic Dysentery, preparing Wholesale Hero

That’s right, King Thor and I have kind of half-assedly assembled Simoebic Dysentery in preparation for a run at the GameStop Indie Game Challenge, which is by far the most mysterious contest boasting a $100,000 prize I’ve ever seen. The rules range from inane to nonexistent; for example they define an age range for contestants but never mention how far into beta/production they want this damned game, and they provide special rules for iPhone games yet not for any other platform… I hate to be a curmudgeon, but designing a complete working game for iPhone is a much different process than designing for something like the Wii — how the hell are they going to judge one next to the other without categories? And how will they select which is better? Originality? Something that may have an original interface for a platform but has been compiled for PC (another rule that applies to everything but the iPhone) may seem hackish and boring compared to the same game running with the controls for which it was designed (have you ever tried to play Super Mario Bros. with a keyboard? What a pain in the ass. No one would have put money behind something so frustrating… But with a carpal-tunnel inducing controller? Amazing.)
Long story short – I just sent these jokers 100 moist simoleans of my own hard-earned cash so that they can gaze long and hard at the hopefully-seizure-causing, horribly-edited monstrosity of a video that I sent to them in hopes of “them” playing, enjoying and voting for our still-far-from-finished game thing. We don’t even know who “they” are, and for all we know the judging will consist of someone installing our game on a virus-ridden 486 running OS2, attaching a monochrome 80-column screen and throwing the whole fucking thing in a gorilla cage with everyone else’s terrible virtual LARPing, antelope racing, and zombie hentai games to see which one gets shat on first. Wish us luck!

In other news, Wholesale Hero continues to develop — I’ve got a ton of new features, including live updating to the Mojiferous Industries website, multiple different game options, and some added bonus blocks for both the manufacturing and shipping phases. There is still a whole lot of work to be done, but maybe, just maybe, I’ll run the damn thing for some other contest coming up… However, I do need beta testers for the damned thing — so anyone willing to spend a little time with what amounts to Motor Pants Double-Plus Size, just shoot me a line.

–Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus

Wholesale Hero videos, more work on Simoebic Dysentery

King Thor and I continue to slave away on the latest version of Simoebic Dysentery, and I must say that I am confident that the newest beta build will be better, stronger and faster. I have changed the inner workings so that levels are procedurally generated, which gives us the ability to have an ever-expanding game without the headache of building every damned level (which is just too much work for a couple of guys busy with school, work and antelope wrangling.) We will also soon be filming an informational video for the game which is planned to involve jungles, witch doctors and hopefully evil robots.

In other news, I made some rather surreal little commercials for Wholesale Hero… Watch them here:
http://www.youtube.com/mojiferous483

Updates, or the story of what Mojiferous is wasting his time on…

There isn’t much going on here at Mojiferous Industries, just the slow trudging drudgery of work while I yearn to be outside enjoying the summertime. King Thor and I still have yet to really finalize any kind of evil plan regarding Simoebic Dysentery, but I’m still confident that eventually we’ll get organized and finish something.

I’ve been busy with a few projects that are more like actual programming work and haven’t been able to focus as much precious time to making incredibly pointless games, but rest assured there are still evil projects coming down the pipeline.

First amongst those may be the LAMP Motor Pants, which is still early in development, but the puzzle portion is entirely playable and I’m still trying to decide if it needs anything more than that or if I want to devote the time and resources to make it multiplayer aware, or if I should just finish the thing off for now, make it a Facebook app and then maybe decide where to go…

I’ve also begun work on another puzzle game concept called “Wholesale Hero”, which is kind of a Motor Pants offshoot- more puzzly, less confusing racing BS. I have a working engine and some great concepts, but scheduling time to work on it has been harder than I thought (July seems to be full of birthdays, tiresome holidays, and days spent outside and away from my coding lair.) Eventually I will post some pictures and more information, but for now this tiny blurb (and probably a mention on the forum) will have to do.

–Mojiferous

Simoebic Dysentery voted "Most Original" game in uDev Contest!

The votes are in for the uDevGames Contest 2008… and King Thor and I walked away with a couple of awards for Simoebic Dysentery! Our (as-of-yet unfinished) little gem of a game garnered the most votes in the “Most Original Game” category and placed third in the “Best Sound” category (due entirely to the amazing soundtrack by The Republic of Thoronia [band].) I’m surprised, elated, and a little gassy!

Many thanks to everyone who voted for the game, to Liaht for the technical advice, and especially to King Thor for the concept, ideas, levels, early testing, and that amazing fucking soundtrack (the guy’s got a natural talent for video game music…)

p.s. We’re going to continue work on the game- finally record the dialog, fix some annoying bugs, add content, retool the difficulty… Look for it soon!

Play & vote for Simoebic Dysentery in the uDevGames contest!

King Thor and I toiled away for a couple of months on the uDevGames Mac game contest, and finally shat out something resembling a working game (I settled on the name Simoebic Dysentery, despite the lukewarm reception from everyone on the team… But I needed a name ASAP and nothing else really stuck, so for the time being, Simoebic Dysentery it is)
Despite currently being more of a working beta than a true game (there are so many features I wanted to add, but didn’t for lack of time, and bugs? There are a few…) I am pretty damn proud of how the game turned out: it sounds great (thanks to the Republic of Thoronia), looks pretty cool, and hasn’t destroyed civilization quite yet (although I’m sure it’s bent on destruction… I can smell it!)

You can download the game Here…
And vote for the game (and download and vote for everyone else’s) Here…*

*This is an indie-developer do-it-yourself in a short time without-billion-dollar-budgets and teams-of programming-monkeys contest: I encourage everyone to download and rate all the games in the contest, if only to support indie developers (especially indie Mac developers!)

King Thor finishes amoeba game soundtrack, I build a level editor!

King Thor has finished the soundtrack to our (still unnamed) amoeba game for the uDevGames contest… and you can listen to it right here! Doubleplus good amoebasong!

I also just sent the Good King the first build of the level editor, which is far from feature complete but will get our level building adventure started. I’m not completely satisfied with the graphics right now; they’re not quite etched/woodcut-Gray’s-Anatomy-like enough for me quite yet, but I’m hoping to get them there soon enough… Anyone have any suggestions?

That’s all the news that I have for now. As soon as we have a playable beta I’ll post it here!

–The Admiral